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Join date : 2009-09-03
Age : 58
Location : Fairfield OH

PostSubject: Dear Tide................   Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:04 pm

Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it
all of my married life, as my mom always told me it was the best. Now
that I am in my forties I find it even better!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
shirt. My inconsiderate and uncaring wife started to belittle me
about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the
neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood
on my new white shirt!

I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my
surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the
stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me
that the DNA tests on my shirt were inconclusive and then my attorney
called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the
disappearance of my wife.

What a relief! ! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, gotta go. Have to write to the Hefty bag people.

I have to remember to put Tide on my grocery list!!!
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