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PostSubject: Top Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much at Thanksgiving Dinner   Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:20 am

Top Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much at Thanksgiving Dinner

(from David Letterman's Top Ten Lists)
10. Hundreds
of volunteers have started to stack sandbags
around you.
9. Doctor tells
you your weight would be perfect for a man
17 feet tall.
8. You are
responsible for a slight but measurable shift in
the earth's axis.
7.
Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet.
6. You decide to take
a little nap and wake up in mid-July.
5. World's fattest man sends you a
telegram, warning you to
"back off!"
4. CBS tells you to lose weight or
else.
3. Getting off your couch requires help from the
fire
department.
2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a
halt.
1. You're sweatin' gravy.
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PostSubject: Re: Top Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much at Thanksgiving Dinner   Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:46 pm

I guess that means I ate to much Laughing Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Top Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much at Thanksgiving Dinner   Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:18 pm

Mee too!
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