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PostSubject: road side hahha   Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:18 pm

I had a flat tire on the interstate, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road. I carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.

Before proceeding to change my tire, I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car -- facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn’t believe it! They are in trench coats exposing their finely-chiseled, totally-nude bodies to the approaching drivers.

To my surprise, cars started slowing down so they could check out my lifelike men, which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. Of course, traffic started backing up. Everyone was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn’t long before a state trooper pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

“What’s going on here?” he asked. “My car has a flat tire.” I said calmly.

He continued with “Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?”

I just couldn’t believe that he didn’t know……so, I told him……

“HELLOOOOOOO! Those are my Emergency Flashers!”
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PostSubject: Re: road side hahha   Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:31 pm

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PostSubject: Re: road side hahha   Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:51 pm

haaaaa... nice
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PostSubject: Re: road side hahha   Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:32 pm

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